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Hey there. So this is basically a bunch of shit I find funny or insightful. I live in Buffalo, NY and yes, I like chicken wings.


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blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…





allthrumyribs:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

There is no part of my brain that is equipped to handle these photos in any sort of rational manner.




i-have-beards:

tyleroakley:

THESE ARE ALL FLAWFREE

I don’t know if I have already reblogged this or not…but eh.


metalnymph:

Source: reddit,  user Fence_Climber






benjamin-bunnybutt:

theoryofwar:

danny-deneato:

Tag your horror please

play this at my wedding and my funeral













niuniente:

Make A Bee Waterer And Help Hydrate Our Pollinators

Imagine how hard just one bee works in a single day. Bees tend to at least 2,000 flowers daily, with tiny wings beating 10,000 times per minute, carrying pollen, and dramatically assisting our food supply.

Sound exhausting? Bees get thirsty, and they need safe water sources. The problem is water is not always available.

Bees need very shallow water to drink from. However, shallow water evaporates quickly. Birdbaths are not the best option as bees tend to drown if the water is not be shallow enough. As for river and lakes, bees risk their lives trying to get water in the presence of fishes, frogs, and other wildlife, not to mention the risk of being swept away in water currents.

To help hydrate our little pollinators, set up a water feeder by filling a pie pan with marbles and then water. The marbles give the bees a spot to land so that they don’t drown when they come to drink. No more drowned bees!

Source: Natural Cures 




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